File this under "things we swore we would never do"

Many years ago (1989, maybe?), I noticed the trend of affixing wreaths to cars. I was employed at my first full-time job, situated next to a very affluent neighborhood (Mountain Brook), and I kept seeing all of the luxury cars decorated with wreaths for Christmas. As I schlepped back to the office after lunch each day, I vowed repeatedly that I would never decorate a car for Christmas.

Never.

Absolutely NEVER.