Technical Difficulties

Our telephones are barely working. There is much speculation about what has happened to them. Are they simply older? Are the batteries no longer functioning properly? There is also a third possibility.

 

"Oh, look!  Are you making calls, George?"

  

"George, do not throw the phone."

"William George, don't you dare do it again."

"Bye-bye phone.  You can cry all you like.  We do not throw the phone."

 

 

"When you smash the phone on the floor, the phone might break." 

 

"Understand? The phone will break."

 

I rest my case.