Overheard

Overheard at dinner during the dessert course:

Twin A:  Mom, I think I changed my mind. I don't want cake; may I please have a fruit roll up instead?
[Twin B: Busily addressing something on her plate.]
Mom:  Very nice asking... but there are a couple of problems... first, you have already eaten your cake.  Second, your sister got the last fruit roll up.
[Twin B: Still busily working.]
Dad: [Addressing Twin B with full, legal name], did you just ball up that entire fruit roll up to stuff into your mouth in case you were asked to share???